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Funny Home Renovations Quotes.

The Money Pit is a famous movie starring Tom Hanks alongside Shelley Long. Some DIY projects feel like the events in this movie. No matter how much you try things may be getting worse and worse every passing day. This will have you spending money day in day out with nothing good to show for it. Bearing in mind that things may go wrong in your home renovation project may save you from digging yourself deeper into issue each passing day.

Some humor may keep you from quitting. You will have the zeal to get up and keep working once you get a good laugh. “Living through a home renovation is like living in the wild…you do whatever it takes to survive-Unknown Author. ” Some times the project may feel like you have gone back to the stone age. Just like it was not easy to create fire the first time, you may have such moments during renovations.

This prepares you for those moments when home renovations turn wild. You get started and you come across a lot another wall behind the one at the surface and then it is a whole plethora of nails, screws, and boards. Also, your plan to move the kitchen island or take out the wall may seem doable on paper until you realize it is holding various sections together. In the wild, it is all about surviving and in your home renovation it might mean finding another way that does not involve removing any walls.

“We’re having guests,,, your job is to stick these color swatches on the walls so that it looks like we’re doing something about this place.” A lot of people underestimate how much time is required to complete a home remodeling project. The real joke is when you are making things up to appear like you are doing a lot. If you want to confuse those who have taken an interest in the project you only need a few color swatches. This will be your way of telling people that you are organized much of the time.

“When I think about housework and renovations that need to be done I wish I could turn into a Sim.” -Anonymous. A few clicks and the work is done. This is a game where all the remodeling and housework that is pending will be done in just several clicks. You will not have the same luck in real life. Wouldn’t you enjoy being a Sim in such a situation?